So we’ll start off with a little history. We decided that 2014 was going to be another “explore local areas on short vacations” years. In January we sat around and looked at a map, and picked out quite a few drivable places. The first place we went to – Harrison Hot Springs in Canada – was a memorable vacation for a lot of bad reasons (in a nutshell: “things to do” closed because we went in the off season).
The second one was our trip to Bend over Valentine’s Day. This was a mistake trip, made because we were discussing a couple of places (Brasada Ranch, Suncadia Resort, and Skamania resort) and I accidentally booked Brasada, in Bend (which was the furthest of the 3 options) for a 2-day weekend! This was pretty successful, except that (a) Brasada itself is quite a ways from any of the civilization in that area, and (b), it was a 6+-hour drive one way! Not so good for a 2-day trip, and tempers were hot when we got back.
So, remaining on the list, Skamania and Suncadia. We decided on Skamania for the ‘big vacation’ (1 week) and it was so enjoyable that we’ve got the Columbia River gorge on our short list of retirement places.
That left Suncadia. We weren’t really planning any more vacations this year, but when Ant and Clare had to back out of their Thanksgiving trip, we chose to book 2 nights at Suncadia, which is the closest one of all these places to home (78 miles). Unfortunately, being the idiot that I am, booked it for the nights of the 20th and 21st of November instead of the 27th and 28th. So, here we are, a week before Thanksgiving.
On the positive side of things: the lodge is beautiful and the hotel room (a suite) is stunning. We all agree that we could probably live in a home this size (though it wouldn’t really be our first choice, of course). We have a view of some river (small, like the Schuylkill) and mountains opposite. The other positive thing is that it’s snowing, although that cuts down on the visibility of the nice view.
Otherwise? A big fat MEH in most cases, and active disgruntlement in the rest. This resort appeared to be right off I-90, and it was, but we had to meander all around the local small towns to find the entrance (our in-dash nav didn’t even know how to get us there). Finally we found the entrance, and it was about a 3-mile drive through bare, wooded areas, just to get from the entrance gates to the lodge! Why? Very meandering, could have been nice, but by now we were feeling put-upon and cranky. Seriously, as the crow flies, this lodge is about 1 mile from 90, but driving, we had to drive ten or more miles of meandering just to get here.
The one hotel restaurant is insanely expensive. Well, we ordered steak and wine and appetizers and dessert, so that’s partially our fault, but still. These places really ought to offer a lower-key place with a lower price tag. Tumbling out of the Jeep after this crazy drive, we just wanted to grab a bite to eat, but nobody wanted to get back in the car and meander back to the town to find a place!
Ah, yes. The town. The resort is actually situated between 2 towns, Cle Elum and Roslyn. Both of these towns have that ‘derelict PA mining town’ feel to them. Cle Elum’s main drag is about a mile long, and Roslyn’s about 2 blocks. Roslyn is all restaurants/pubs, a general store, a gift shop, post office, and hardware store. Cle Elum has a couple more things (including a Safeway and McDonald’s, hah), but that’s about it. We did find the Cle Elum railroad museum, but it’s an outdoor walking loop, and since it is 32 degrees out, nobody wanted to hike it. So we came back to the hotel and will be swimming this afternoon. I hope the pool is good.
We should have done more research before coming here. There’s really nothing in the area to do in the off season. During the summer, guests can kayak, ride horses, whitewater raft, zip line…all that stuff we did at Skamania…but in November, nada. I guess that’s good. If we’d been horseback riding when this snow started…hah!
So, here we are, another failed experiment, but at least we know it’s not worth repeating. If you were loaded and just wanted a luxurious hotel room, then this would do, but otherwise…nope.